One Blurred Life Comin' Up!

Do not say good morning.
Never, ever say goodnight.
Do not mark anniversaries.
Do not sleep.
Go to the grocery store and buy the same food.
Memorize the store for efficiency.
Watch football and do laundry every weekend.
Never go on a vacation.
Do not go to the art museum
or support any charities.
Do not leave the city for more than two hours.
Sit on the couch and watch the news after work.
Never ever read a book.
Always talk about dinner.
Do not make plans with your friends.
Do not DO NOT celebrate your birthday for more than one day.
Do not create new holidays.
Do not create anything for that matter.
Do not take classes.
Visit all parents a couple of times a month.
Make sure you have a teenager.
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