Cats Rule

I tried and I even try, but I hate dogs. I will never like any of them. They are cute and I will pet every last ugly mutt on the planet and google at them with creepy baby sounds- as long as I don't have to take care of them. Ever. This feeling might pass after a few years. Like when I live in my hermit home with my grumpy old self, snarling at stupid neighbors, and feel that I am not safe anymore by myself- MAYBE I'll get a dog.