You will never imagine...

Two critter cages cleaned
only after breaking dish soap container
and soaping the basement floor.

Why not wash the clothes while in the basement?
(on a nice day, I might add)
Can't be done. Funny noise in washer
and nothing goes round.
Can't wash anyway
all the dish soap is in the basement floor drain.

I used the bathroom tub for last cage
only to break the damn candle in there.
I go pick up boyfriend from work (at his bar)
and slam a beer and two shots.

We sleep fine and laugh it off
only to find the vacuum breaks too.

What next?